h0llo: I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
astudyintimelords: shinysherlock: pickled-johnlock: what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
yongguk: remme tell samthng that chalredy know
grassfire: Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
JOHN GREEN'S STARTED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK?!
snicketlemony: scar-rune-sword-arrow: fishingboatproceeds: noeyeinclare: First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries. Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a...
artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
illea: you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in
4chanking: katkinkat: how do u tell if ur dead u find it difficult to whistle
populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
takethatscumberbitch: sunsetorangepeeta: I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I’m reading and then he’ll sit down with me and talk to me about it and then we’ll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask we should try and pair up everyone who has reblogged this into couples